Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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