Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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