She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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