Already got asked if we're dating
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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