this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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