I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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