At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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