he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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