New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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