i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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