U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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