ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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