i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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