wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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