who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize