508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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