fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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