Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I understand Curling. That high.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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