no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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