My friends, they love my intelligence
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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