I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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