yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Drunk walkin through police station. America
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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