Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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