fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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