I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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