dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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