he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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