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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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