Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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