Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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