You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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