OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize