thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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