I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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