you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
