So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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