I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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