My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
All I want is dick and wine.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
