i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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