Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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