I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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