Me too!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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