Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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