i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize