Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
