yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
last night I used snow as a chaser
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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