When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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