I hope mine doesn't look like that
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
