And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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