Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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