im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
porn star boner night. come get it.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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