ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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