Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize