I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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