The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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