who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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