Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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