Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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