Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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