Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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