So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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