what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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